We’re now entering into one of the darkest economic periods which anyone can remember. Businesses are going to the wall, the jobless total is rising inexorably and the government has mortgaged the entire country for a generation to come. Consumerism has been rampant over the last 10 or 15 years -banks have thrown money at people who were never going to be able to pay it back, and everywhere we’re deluged with endless adverts begging us to buy more crud and satisfy the craven addiction of our “free market” to growth based on false wealth, false aspirations and moral bankruptcy.
But hey! Never mind all that ballyhoo; thanks to the ever-brilliant TOG, I’m delighted to be able to introduce a new feature on the site - (da-da-da-da-da-da-DAAAAAA!!!) - the Wordpress eBay Sales Lister (see below, right). With this handy little gizmo, you can all keep track of items I’m selling on eBay, perhaps get involved in complicated spread bets as to how many times I’ll use the word “RARE!” in my listings, and - who knows - maybe even buy something! Go on, spend, spend, spend!! You know you want to, and, best of all, in the end it’s for the greater economic good of us all!!!
*SPECIAL OFFER* - up ’til Christmas, I’ll MATCH the government’s cut in VAT for any item purchased - that’s an astonishing FIVE PERCENT off the final total (excluding postage, packing and handling fees.) With offers like that, Mr Recession will soon be packing up and leaving town!