Spandau Ballet told us “always believe in your soul” - and in a very real sense to anyone growing up in the ’80s, the band WERE our souls. And now these, our souls, are on the comeback trail. To them these “gags” are dedicated; I’m sure you, gentle reader, can do much better…
Q - When the comeback hitmakers behind “Gold”, “True” and (erm) “Musclebound” first split, what did Tony Hadley suggest that the band should do for the next few years?
A - “Expand our bellies”.
Q - After their fourth album tanked (but before their fifth and sixth album had done so), what did the manager of the comeback hitmakers behind “Gold “, “True” and (erm) “Through the Barricades” suggest that Gary Kemp should do with the group?
A - “Disband now pal, eh?”