Inspired by the rubbishiness of England (not to mention of my own Italian rabble), I give you a new low in crappy obviously self-penned jokes:
Q - Why are Holland like a three-wheeled car?
A - They’re both Robben-reliant
Q - Did you hear about the Spanish / Portuguese bloke who never bought anyone a drink?
A - He would never get Iberian
(A beer in? No? No, you’re probably right - that IS the worst one ever.)