Two new COSPJs for your utter delectation - the first is from our self-appointed resident expert on humour, Technical Monkey, and, rather excitingly, the second respresents a brand new type of zany crazy wacky funster gag, the COSPJWIFOANE (or “Crappy Obviously Self-Penned Joke Which Is Fairly Obscure And Needs Explaining”). TM’s effort first:
Q - Which Star Wars animal is the best at good-natured raillery?
A - The Bantha.
He adds - “Geddit? Bantha / Banter … ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Haw haw haw haw haw. Ho Ho Heee he he he he (and so on)”. Indeed, TM - although thinking about it, isn’t the word “Bantha” in Star Wars pronounced as a voiceless dental fricative, rather than the hard “t” of “banter”? So it doesn’t really work, does it? Disappointing.
Anyway, onto my brand new COSPJWIFOANE (which is a REALLY cool abbreviation because it looks a bit like wi-fi, or i-phone, or something…) -
Q - What sort of new “wholebean instant” coffee do fans of intermittently funny Geordie comediennes prefer?
A - Millicano
(You see, because Kenco have recently released a revolutionary new “wholebean instant” coffee called Millicano, which is designed to replicate the taste of “proper” filter coffee in an soluble powder - and Kenco’s chosen nomenclature is fairly similar to the surname of the intermittently funny Geordie comedienne, Sarah Millican.)
THAT’S how you do it, TM.