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Not one, but THREE COSPJs for you; all on the same woeful theme. And it’s a global one, so residents of Manilla, Mannheim and… erm… the Isle of Man feel free to chip in…
Q - What Nottinghamshire town do gropers of males tend to live in?
A - Mansfield
Q - In which Essex town do gentlemen tend to reside in an arboreal habitat?
A - Manningtree
Q -In which Asian capital are you most likely to see the excreta of a male-human-feline hybrid?
A - Katman-doodoo.
Surely there will be more… “Manchester” is somewhat of an open goal…
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No? OK then…
Q - What small city on the outskirts of Liverpool would you visit if you’re a bloke who enjoys barging ladies aside using with your ribcage?
A - Man-chest ‘er
Q - Where would a bloke go if he wanted to eat a flightless bird similar to an Ostrich?
A - Manchuria (Man chew rhea. Oh yes.)
What do Arabs say when they read Taf’s jokes?
Oman.
(When I first read it, I thought the first one was a reference to naughty-boy comedien Jason)
Q - Whereabouts in Asia would a fellow go to endure retardation of some variety?
A - Mandalay
Q - Which New York borough is frequented by Jamaican gentlemen wearing an item of millinery?
A - Manhattan*
(And, in honour of LZ) -
Q - Which comedian is preferred by male owners of Fiestas, Escorts and Focuses?
A - Jason Manford
(* - works better if you say if you say it in a cod-Jamaican accent. If “better” can be defined as “infinitesimally less unfunny, but certainly not worth the trade-off of needing to employ casual racism”.)