By tafkass | August 22, 2011 - 8:07 am - Posted in Uncategorized
Q - Which star of the film “Cabaret” is actually 1,000 years old?
A - Liza Minnellium
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What do you call a German mountain with a unibrow and a penchant for cheesy lovesongs?
Chris Der Berg.
Good work, Zee - is it true that German castles also have unibrows and penchants for cheesy love-songs?
This is not particularly, or indeed vaguely, thematically connected, but this is the best last night’s fevered night-imaginings could come up with:
Q - If a mythical British king invented a MP3 listening device for an invertebrate with an exoskeleton, what would it be called?
A - An Arthuropod