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Frances Ingram, 33, of Chester, has placed a bet that she can convince Robbie Williams to marry her; she stands to make £10,000 if she can manage it. Aside from the fact that a single 33-year-old female Robbie Williams fan from “ooop narth” is almost certain to look like the back end of a dreadnought-class battleship, HE’S GAY, for Christ’s sake! He couldn’t be much more gay if he had spent the ’90s oiled up and writhing around in a boy band, gone solo, and had a conspicuous lack of girlfriends… oh, he’s already done all those - all that’s missing is the duet with Elton John and the embarrasing experience in a public toilet!
I confidently predict a “career-skid come-out” from young Robbie; he’s saving it up for a rainy day. And if that doesn’t get him back in the papers, apparently Madonna knows the number of a very accomodating orphanage in Malawi…
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I saw a thing on telly a few months ago (can’t remember what channel; probably channel 4, as it shows this kind of shite) that featured interviews with all the old Take That members (except Robbie), in which Howard Donald said he reckoned that Robbie was bi-curious. I take your point on Ms Ingram being delusional, though; chances are this woman is almost as fat as said fat dancer from Stoke-on-Trent.
Here she is
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006490550,00.html
Robbie Williams isn’t gay; he simply wants the world to think that he is. He deliberately drops hints all the time. He talks about his ’special’ relationship with Jonathon Wilkes, saying, “We’d be together 24 hours a day if we could,” and makes comments about being gay on his album, and all the time he’s just begging for someone to accuse him of being Moses at the parting of the red cheeks.
What! Elton’s Gay too!
Prof - the documentary you are refer to was made by one of Shits acquaintances so a quick phone call should sort this out once and for all.
Shit - call Stellaxxbarbie
LZ - well, as I say, my money’s on a heartfelt coming-out, perhaps on Parky, following that “difficult” 8th album. He’ll either go big on the whole “gay” thing or rejoin Take That.
Beebee - you may fancy yourself a top executive at a minor TV channel these days, but a) that doesn’t give you the excuse to forget punctuation, and b) it doesn’t mean you can name-drop our mutual high-flying programme-making acquaintances. Nonetheless, I’ll drop her a line… definitive answer on Lord Robert of Williams’s sexuality here shortly…
Matt - phwoar, eh? PHWOOOOAAAAR!
Direct quote from myself and Beebee’s mutual acquaintance, someone very closely connected with the making of the documentary in question -
“Not sure if Robbie is gay - but he does like his c*** sucked by men - does that make you gay?”
Hmmm…. dunno….
Maybe the internet can show the way:
“Robbie Williams is gay” - 80 Results
“Robbie Williams is not gay” - 81 Results
… hmmmm … even Google isn’t sure. Perhaps, he’s neither gay nor straight, but just willing to suck anything for a bit of media coverage (… and then sue people for a bit more media coverage when they report on it).
hmm, I’m beginning to have my doubts about the whole google-count methodology…
TM: my google on “Robbie Williams is gay” got 212 hits. Then again, “Robbie Williams sucks cock” got only 2 hits, and even “Matt Damon marries Robbie Williams” got 1 hit….
On the other hand, “the earth is flat” got 298,000 hits so it must be true.
I think Google is gay.
TM - you’re probably right…
… in fact you ARE right, as it gets 466 results when googled…
Many of them could be sarcasm, “Robbie Williams is not gay”, yeah right. Then again so could the others. Google sucks. But we’ve established that I see.
So Robbie Williams likes having his cocked sucked by men? So what? Most men aren’t particularly fussy about who or what is doing the sucking.
And “Williams’s”, Shit? I’m disappointed in you. I didn’t think you’d subscribe to that school of punctuation, even if it’s supposedly all right now. I’m still reeling from the discovery that you own a Kenny G record, but this is something else.
No, you’ve got me there, LZ - a good ol’ fashioned punctuation errer.
I don’t even know how you can joke about these things. It would cause me too much pain.
That reminds me of the time I saw the spelling ‘errogenous zone’. Presumably, that’s when your partner misses by a couple of inches…
The lady is still, apparently, chasing Robbie 3 years on which shows an amazing degree of dedication.
No whilst she had claimed to have several conversations with Robbie via his web-site I think it is safe to say he has his fair share of ladies since the original story was published.
Anyway if she want’s to marry him in the UK they will both have to present themselves at A Register Office or publish Banns in the C of E.
On weddings…..
Puzzled as to how Jade Goody got married as the venue is one that should not have religious ceremonies so there was presumably a small Civil ceremony at some point.
Why did she have to have a drug pouch in her £3,500 dress - why not a little handbag or shoulder bag ?
Also concerned that she is bathing in Holy Water and seeing a white witch.
Also funny that they say she will have to have her boys baptised at her bedside when presumably the hospital she is in has a perfectly good chapel !
and who the bloody hell are you lot to judge me and whether or not i had already met rob on several occasions its none of ya fuckinnng business whether robs gay or not and anyhow u dont know anything about him or me for that matter so fuccccck off with ya comments you rediculous people
Dont worry, you are right, but she is banged up in the mental hospital at the moment and not wanting to know me after all I have done for her.
Sir
I know miss Frances Ingram, not very well, but what you say in ture. But she whent mad the outer day and the police came down to her house and she said that the queen is dead and she is going to be queen and that she is beeing bugged too.
She in now in hospital chester under mental health act and i think the wedding with robbie will not be going a head for the moment….very sorry too all the gests out there. …..yes she is a right nutter.
http://chatter-fest.com/robbie-williams-illness/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMqMIMrU6tI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmDBzYipKLI
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