Ahhh, Maria Sharapova and Paris Hilton. Two lovely young ladies who are to be admired for their successes: Paris is a world champion in being born rich and then accidentally-on-purpose circulating bongo vids of herself in order to flog us a bunch of shit bearing her name; whilst Maria is an expert in winning tennis matches by shouting during rallies to distract her opponent.
But they have something else in common - both, when interviewed, affect a lazy drawl which makes them sound as if they’ve been force-fed a box of Ritalin and then given a red wine enema. Why do they do it? To sound cool, or just to piss me off? I suspect the latter.
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