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Just to encourage the site’s dwindling global coprophile fanbase - the further adventures of marvellously-named footie coach Otto Pfister. As we discovered during 2006’s World Cup, his team (Togo) finished BOTTOM, and he definitely had a HAND IN IT. Now he’s BACK with another SIDE (Cameroon, in the African Cup of Nations), and, as the ever-wonderful James Richardson mused, Pfister’s opponents are probably having TROUBLE KEEPING IT TIGHT AT THE BACK.
* Stop press * - Cameroon have lost their first game, so Pfister probably needs to PULL HIS FINGER OUT.
Perhaps other readers etc…
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Apparently, GU Football’s Africa expert Paul Doyle says that Cameroon rely on their physical strength but lack creativity, so one could say that Pfister’s men lack the PENETRATION to get past their opponent’s BACK LINES (hehe.)
As an aside, TAFKATM, have you noticed how the “new post” notification alerts you to the previous post whenever a new one is made - it’s a sort of blog-two-ronnies experience….
No asides, not even ones namechecking classic comedy sketches. I want Pfisting-related puns, and I want them NOW!
Eheu, tafkass - sadly the task appears to be beyond your readership. Were Mr Pfister only a golfer, they might suggest yelling “Get in the Hole!” in an incredibly annoying American accent - on the other hand, had he a been a cricketer, they might have referenced the “block hole”, the “corridor of uncertainty”, or indeed the “wrong ‘un” with concomitant pertinence. But they were too busy selling insurance, probably.
I take it, then, that Cameroon’s loss stemmed from an inability to THRUST BALLS DEEP INTO THE BACKSIDE of the goal?