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By tafkass | February 7, 2008 - 4:56 pm - Posted in Uncategorized
The editor of the Folkestone Express patently thinks he’s Chris Morris or something. This week’s front page headline? Dolphin “bothered by pair of drunks”.
In case you don’t believe me…
Nearly as good as “Where now for man raised by puffins?”
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My favourite headlines at the moment come from those housewife magazines, like That’s Life! and the like. They always have great front pages, with headlines like “I was so fat, my tits fell off!”, “Disfigured for life by the Boob Slasher” or “My husband left me for my sister, so I cut off his cock and beat him to death with it!”
It’s like wrestling. You can’t tell whether they really actually mean it or it’s dark comedy genius.
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