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Blog writer experiencing a growing sense of desperation to break the duck of a fortnight of bone-idle post-free inactivity? It can only mean one thing; two brand new COSPJs for you lucky, lucky people…
Q - What did J Robert Oppenheimer say when he lost his hearing aid?
A - “Now I am become Deaf”.
Q - What do you call a read-only computer document patented by Adobe Systems which shows an unhealthy interest in younger computer documents?
A - A PDF-file.
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Very Poor…
… this is but the tip of the iceberg, Andy - earlier today I noticed these very jokes on Taf’s Facebook page … but not just these a whole host of other ones.
In fact, going to Taf’s Facebook page is a bit like the bit in a crime thriller where, having agonised over a couple of brutal (joke) murders, the detectives finally have a break through and find the (joke) killer’s place of residence - but it then becomes chillingly clear both the scale of the madness and that there are many more of the dead (jokes) than have thus far been discovered. Although I do like the Chinese porn mag gag - which is leally wery funny!
“A whole host of other ones”? Where? Is it possible that I’ve deprived my beloved readers of more comedy gold? OK, here we go -
“Samantha Cameron, Sarah Brown, the other one… I haven’t seen this many leaders’ wives since last time I bought a Chinese porn mag.”
(TM - the reason why you find this one amusing is that it’s someone else’s. It’s Chris Addison’s, and probably a lot of people before him. All the others are mine though!!)
I have to say, I liked the Chinese porn mag joke, but the PDF-file was a bit ropey.
I have to say, though - I’ve been hoping for a Dartmoor-based child sex attack for some time, just so I can read the headline ‘Tor-paedo’.
HAW HAW HAW! It just doesn’t get old
And since the hard of hearing tend also to lose the ability to speak clearly:
Now I am become Deaf, the Destroyer of Words.
Good stuff Bren - nice to see you back!
Nice to be back!