Inspired by the rubbishiness of England (not to mention of my own Italian rabble), I give you a new low in crappy obviously self-penned jokes:

Q - Why are Holland like a three-wheeled car?
A - They’re both Robben-reliant

Q - Did you hear about the Spanish / Portuguese bloke who never bought anyone a drink?
A - He would never get Iberian

(A beer in? No? No, you’re probably right - that IS the worst one ever.)

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