Polls Archive
Is Rupert Murdoch Finished?
- I couldn’t hacking care less. (66%, 82 Votes)
- No, he’s Australian. He’s never been to Helsinki. (13%, 16 Votes)
- No. His crusading journalists will continue to campaign against paedophiles and yet ogle 18-year-old girls’ tits for many years yet. (6%, 7 Votes)
- Yes. He’s off to retire in la-la land with Glenn Beck and Margaret Thatcher. (1%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 125
Start Date: July 21, 2011 @ 10:14 am
End Date: No Expiry
Is Osama Bin Laden really dead?
- Yes, as dead as Donald Trump’s lifeless scalp. (50%, 8 Votes)
- No, he’s living on the moon with Elvis. (31%, 5 Votes)
- Couldn’t give a toss (of a body into the ocean). (13%, 2 Votes)
- Hmmm… dunno, why hasn’t the state of Hawaii issued a death certificate? (6%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 16
Start Date: May 5, 2011 @ 11:33 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What can we expect from the aftermath of recent events in Egypt?
- An upsurge in true democracy in the region (36%, 5 Votes)
- Religious nutters and that (29%, 4 Votes)
- Dunno. What time’s “The Only Way is Essex” on? (21%, 3 Votes)
- More fine, upstanding west-friendly corrupt dictators (14%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 14
Start Date: February 13, 2011 @ 12:08 am
End Date: No Expiry
Who’s the best at cricket; England or Australia?
- Couldn’t give a (full) toss (60%, 3 Votes)
- Her Glorious English Majesty’s Subordinate Tributary Conquered Southern Pacific Island State (of Australia) (20%, 1 Votes)
- England (20%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 5
Start Date: January 7, 2011 @ 9:38 am
End Date: No Expiry
Why did the last poll about the Pope attract the third-lowest turnout ever?
- Voter apathy (62%, 8 Votes)
- Couldn’t give a toss (38%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 13
Start Date: October 20, 2010 @ 1:16 pm
End Date: No Expiry
